About Me

The Essence Of Suburban Lush

Born in England, I am Canadian my contamination and have lived most of my life in New Zealand. I'm currently living in Belfast, Northern Ireland. I drink far too much vodka, and am not the most coordinated person on earth at the best of times, even worse when I've been drinking.

Some more things about me, but nowhere near 100 of them:

I eat carbs unapologetically.
I play well with others.
I have a big sister. And a nephew.
I have tendencies towards laziness.
I love a good Shiraz.
I am in love with a geeky computer scientist who makes me laugh every day.
I am always cold unless its 30 degrees out.
I swear like a sailor, but never in front of my parents.
I love olives, especially when they are in a martini.
I am obsessed with shoes and handbags.
I live with my geeky computer scientist, and two drunken Irish girls.
I suck at most everything athletic.
I have a crush on Jethro Gibbs from NCIS, and Don Eppes from Numb3rs.
I like most anybody who can make me laugh.
I like hearing from you. So go ahead and leave me a comment. I don't bite. I promise.